因為報稅後萬念俱灰, 沒心情去游泳,
                                                                               
只在YouTube上頭欣賞別人英勇的泳姿!
                                                                               
                                                                               
看著別人優雅的自由式三拍換氣,
                                                                               
又是一陣悲從中來,
                                                                               
因為我只會四拍換氣!
                                                                               
四拍換氣一開始很ok啦,
                                                                               
但游到快40公尺的時候就會開始有氣不足的感覺,
                                                                               
到岸邊的時候差不多喘得跟狗一樣了....

而且因為喘得有點難看,
                                                                               
接下來的150公尺大概只能游蛙式, 讓自己慢慢不喘...
                                                                               
等到氣順了, 又開始四拍換氣的自由式...(喘!)
                                                                               
                                                                               
上次我家大仔聽到我沒法子三拍換氣,
                                                                               
一口咬定一定是我左手的二頭肌不夠健壯,
                                                                               
所以我左手推水無力, 左邊換氣就跟著不順!
                                                                               
他叫我每天要舉6磅啞鈴鍛鍊左手,
                                                                               
我問他能不能換成輕一點的啞鈴,
                                                                               
他還一付訕笑地說: 低於6磅啊? 那乾脆拿紙算了1
                                                                               
當然我是沒有照他的話做,
                                                                               
因為我從小就常被我家大仔唬弄...

小時候我雖然上半身長得很有肉, 但好歹雙腳沒有太粗壯,
                                                                               
我家大仔就說: 天啊~ 老妹! 妳長這樣好像貢丸插在筷子上!
                                                                               
然後就叫我要去把下半身練壯一點,
                                                                               
我聽他的話, 每天乖乖去慢跑,
                                                                               
果然下半身變得健壯無比! 但重點來了! 上半身還是很有肉!
                                                                               
某日我跟他抱怨小時候不該相信他的話去練跑步, 腿變那麼粗!
                                                                               
他還回我: 老實講, 妳是像貢丸插在牙籤上, 那實在不能看啊~ 幸好我救了妳~
                                                                               
                                                                               
基於此, 我實在不想鳥我家大仔,
                                                                               
還是乖乖回去讓不是肌肉帥男的游泳教練訓練一下好了,
                                                                               
不然都不能優雅地游自由式,

只能以青蛙的姿勢在水裏游來游去,
                                                                               
我就會一直想到一首兒歌....
                                                                               
                                                                               
一隻蛤蟆 一張嘴 兩隻眼睛 四條腿
                                                                               
乒乓乒乓 跳下水呀
                                                                               
蛤蟆不吃水 太平年

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