話說我的誇大醫師在今年年初離開了那家人潮洶湧的大醫院,

跑到東部去行醫了...

校慶那天中午跟學姊們一起吃飯,
                                                                               
大家發現貴姊明明沒事, 也很愛去看醫生,
                                                                               
最後還發現她常去看的醫生都還長得不錯, 而且有耐性聽病人講話,
                                                                               
咦, 貴姊是難不成醉翁之意不在酒?
                                                                               
飯後走回辦公室時, 大家都說應該讓貴姊去看我的主治醫師才對,
                                                                               
後來鬼扯一陣還說應該打電話給我的醫師, 於是我撥了醫師的的手機,
                                                                               
結果這群三八阿花根本只是來亂的, 只好我自己跟我的醫師唬爛,
                                                                               
我: 羅醫師, 你在午睡嗎?
                                                                               
羅醫師: 沒有啊, 怎會打電話給我?

我: 唔, 上期商業周刊有介紹百大名醫耶, 竟然沒有你, 一定是你太年輕了!
                                                                               
羅醫師: 我不要當百大名醫, 我只要在鄉下當個有理想的小醫師!
                                                                               
我(為了趕快結束對話): 好好好, 那等暑假有空, 我們再去找你玩啦~
                                                                               
羅醫師: 你們?! 除了妳, 還有誰?
                                                                               
我: 喔, 我的二個不年輕也不貌美的同事啊~
                                                                               
羅醫師: 那要記得掛號喔, 我可以做乳房超音波!
                                                                               
我: 呃, 乳房超音波? 那不好吧....會歹勢啦...
                                                                               
羅醫師: 不會啦, 反正燈關了, 大家都長一樣~
                                                                               
                                                                               
這句話用在這兒似乎有那麼點不太對勁吧.....

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